CHEERS!

If you had purchased $1,000.
of Delta Air Lines stock one year ago you
would have $49.00 left.

With Enron, you would have had $16.50 left of the original $1,000.00.

With WorldCom, you would have had less than $5.00 left.

But, if you had purchased $1,000.
worth of beer one year ago, drank
all of the beer, then turned in the cans for the aluminum recycling
REFUND, you would have $214.00 cash.

Based on the above, the best current investment advice is to drink
heavily and recycle.

It’s called the 401-Keg

A recent study found the average American walks about 900 miles a year.

Another study found Americans drink, on the average, 22 gallon s of
alcohol a year.
That means, on average, Americans get about 41 miles to
the gallon.

Makes You Proud To Be An American

• recieved via email from my pops, have no idea who wrote it but id like to buy him a beer! ;0)