I invented this today because I do not have great luch with the savory green smoothie. I have made a couple that I have dumped out, which make me feel wasteful and hungry. The olives and hot sauce are not raw, but I'm not going to sweat it.
Blender full of mixed salad greens (about 6 cups in my blender)
Juice of Half a Lemon
1 TBSP fresh chopped chives
1 clove of garlic
tiny pinch of
salt
water to blend
3 green garlic-stuffed oilves (not raw in my case)
3 drops of hot sauce
Put greens, water, garlic, salt, chives in blender. Squeeze half a lemon into the blender, try to avoid seeds. Taste, make face, rue the day you tried to make a savory green smotthie for lunch. Open fridge to get hot sauce, desperate to save the smoothie. Spy garlic-stuffed olives. Toss three olives and blend again. Pour in to frosty mug, add three drops of hot sauce. Stir and enjoy, marvelling in the dirty martini flavor.


